aka: Ugly Alan
Wanted for impersonating Angelina Jolie (who is no ugly Betty)in comments posted on the John Heald’s Blog. Charges where lodged by John Heald with I.N.S.A.N.E the Inter–National Security Aiding Named Entertainers. Ugly Alan was last seen in England having breakfast. He has been known to lift a pint or two at the Cliff Pub. Anyone having any information as to his present whereabouts please leave a comment here.