My Business Card

     Edward T. Konefe, “BIG” Ed

“JOHN’S MATE”

OFFICIAL ASSISTANT TO THE CRUISE DIRECTOR

Agent, Head Of Security, Head of Special Operations,

Private Secretary “M”, Dir of New Ideas and Security

Secretary, D.O.M.A.S.S Dir of Marketing and Security Section,

Drug Supplier, C.R.A.P. Chief Reporter and Photographer,

S.N.O.T. Senior Narrator Overseeing Transcripts,

C.O.L.O.N. Chief of Logistical Ocean Numbers

chief reporter and press preview edit reporter (C.R.A.P.P.E.R).

BIG ED DIRECTOR WORLD ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION,THEATRE,ELECRONIC RECORDING ( B.E.D.W.E.T.T.E.R.

ALAN’S ROLE MODEL POTRAYING INTELIGENT TENDENCIES ( A.R.M.P.I.T.)

BLOGGERS INTERNATIONAL GRAND BRITISH UNIVERSAL MEDAL” — B.I.G.B.U.M.

Gifted Special Trainer, Researching, Investigating & Nurturing Giant, G.S.T.R.I.N.G.

eBay auctioneer targeting price, originality & ordering – E.A.T.P.O.O.

ALAN’S SYSTEM SEARCHER A.S.S.

Bloggers Undisputed Special Teacher – Big Bust

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4 Comments

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4 responses to “My Business Card

  1. well you can still come with us and be a PISSER, you just have to take your water pills!! ha ha ha

    b

  2. missingthesmokefreeparadise

    Big Ed –
    Two other titles to add:
    Director of Other Duties As Assigned
    Director of Duties Otherwise Envisioned
    the first is known as the DooDAA and the second is known as the DoDOE.
    Jon

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    MTSFP, All these are titles John has given me.

  3. retirementman

    Hello Big Ed. I was amazed of all those titles. They are tremendous. Mr. Heald was so great to place all those titles on you. Maybe you should get a shirt that would place these titles on the back of the shirt. Now that would me amazing. Ciao for now.

    Paul

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    John said I will get a badge for the Bloggers Cruise. ED

  4. musicalcruiser

    Ok…..next time I need a warning so that I don’t spew soda all over the computer!!!!!

    You are a hoot!!!!

    Forget John…we want to do the 2009 Bloggers cruise so we can cruise with YOU!!!

    _______________________________________

    We got to servive the first one first. ED

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